end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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