??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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