So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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You did a strip tease for the toilet.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
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I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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