I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
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There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
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What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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