Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
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Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
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I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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