I'm gonna have a badass scar
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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