then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I think my nap took me to another dimension
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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