I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
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I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
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People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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