Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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