If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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