it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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