White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
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I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
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Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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