idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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