Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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