At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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