Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
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Pants are for mortals
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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