lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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