I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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