Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Randomize