Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
