Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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