are you still at the devil's house?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
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you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
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Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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