I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
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And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
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Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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