Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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