I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Is it because I queefed?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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