That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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