Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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