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I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
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should my penis look like a turkey
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
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Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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