I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
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He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
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Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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