she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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