And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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