So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Randomize
