"it" just moved
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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