I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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