Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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