i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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