i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
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