I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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