Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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