Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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