Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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