Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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