OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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