This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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