I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
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Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
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Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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