Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
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Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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