After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
The struggles of a small town man whore
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