my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
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Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
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Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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