i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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