Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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