Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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