For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
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Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
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Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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