There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
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How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
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Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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