whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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